Do you ever look at your junk mail? I hardly ever do. Googlemail does an excellent job of chucking it directly into the spam folder and automatically deleting it after 30 days.
While having a little tidy-up this morning, I had a peep at the stuff awaiting deletion, and was quite entertained by the euphemistic phraseology used by the purveyors of sexual enhancement products.
Here are my three favourites today – and again, a warning, please do not read on if you think you might be offended, because if you think you may, then you probably will.
Vulcanize the whoopee stick more! Whoooppeeeeeeeee!
Bring electricity back to your love circle. Yikes! Sounds worse than waterboarding.
Energy to tear her ham wallet. Pardon me? Her what? 
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